Score: 9

"I worked in the electronics section at Toys R Us"

submission: Wii Are Sold Out

date: February 6, 2008

And this is one of the main reasons, I quit. =D

One time, I had a person who was asking me millions of questions about the WII after he already bought it (on my last day too)...Most painful hour of my life.

Anyways, I totally can relate. I use to get these questions being phoned or from some rude person in while I was alone in my section, on the cash register during a busy day with long line ups and they'd go on and ask questions like 'when is it coming in?' ' how early do I have to be?' (to, which I replied 6 am) 'awww....that's too early...can you put one on hold...' and so on, they would not shut up.

Also, there would be days where we had one wii in stock and someone who was not coming in to buy a Wii, would ask, 'What's that?' and then I'd tell them all the info, and they'd buy it without thinking twice. Then next hour, someone comes in...'uhh you got a wii?'Hahaha...Hilarious crap. I loved those moments.

But honestly, if I had a dollar for everytime I heard the word 'Wii', I'd be a millionaire. I swear, one time I was going so crazy, that I kept saying the word 'Wii' like Homer would say Moe in the Simpsons Episode where Moe stole his special beer formula because that's all I heard all day. Wii, wii, wii...I could swear I was going paranoid.

But the worst, was cashing out a long line up for the wii after we just got them in, and some customer coming up with 200 gift cards (LITERALLY) for me to swipe and the best moment, was when the transaction failed and I had to restart the whole thing. A nightmare in hell, if you ask me. Not to mention, the fools who would come in to buy 2 Wii's or some how got 2 price tickets and would complain when they know damn well they can't walk out with more than one...

Anyways, it's all over now, thankfully. I'm free from the evil of Wii!

Great Flash!

Score: 10

"Addicting and fun but some bugs need fixing!"

submission: XENO TACTIC

date: June 8, 2007

This game is totally fun and has great replay value! Though that gold coin bug that makes the amount of gold coins I have going to 'NAN' keeps killin' me (also, when it comes up, it makes me laugh at how ridiculously screwed I get from 60+ coins, which is why I gave this a 7 for humor) and some of the enemies, which there are lots of in the other levels, have way too much health that makes this game impossible to beat for me.

I really really like the Starcraft feel to it. Great graphics and sounds. The game freezes up though sometimes when there are too many enemies (movie clips) on screen (I'm on a pretty fast computer too) making it hard for me to upgrade my guys while I'm defending the exit way. Maybe try to decrease the amount of enemies a little bit and have an automated quality changer.

Other than these bugs, I'd have to say for a Flash beta, this is coming out great so far! Hope to see updates soon!
Also big props to the people with the the 'kill zone' and 'making the enemies run around the map' ideas! Those tips really helped.

Score: 10

"WHAT! Freakin' WHAT!"

submission: Newgrounds Rumble

date: May 29, 2007

WHAT!

I am in near disbelief that these freaks were able to program a game that would probably get great freakin' reviews from gaming magazines if it was released on Nintendo freakin Wii. Not to mention, that at the same time this freakish game is made in a freakin' swf file with all the frustrating bugs that programmers and animators have to go around in that freakin' program known as Adobe [I f*ck up every 20 minutes] Flash.

I only saw screenshots and once, a video of this game and it seemed too good to be a flash game at first. Then comes the moment I play it where I say 'WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'. First I think it's too good to be a flash game, now I'm just sayin 'WTF?' because the game blew my expectations out of my brain! There's so much to do in this game, I don't even know where to start or, which character to pick. Anyways, I'm off to collect gold coins!

So long you heartless brats who are giving this game under a 10! You will never see a game like this in Flash ever again. EVER! Unless the artists and programmers make more, which leads me to the last line of this review...

MORE! MORE! MORE!

Score: 10

"Damn...That was weird..."

submission: Bird-face

date: May 25, 2007

And mesmerizing! Gotta Love it when someone mixes up animation and video together especially when it's MindChamber.

Fitting music too!

Score: 10

"Amazing. Truly amazing!"

submission: ORDINARY MAN Ep.2 BigEars

date: May 6, 2007

A fully animated piece of work that is flawless in movements and actions of characters. Though the storyline was very simple, the beauty in the whole animation stole the show. Reminded me of the good ol' Disney Cartoon shows and I'd say this is up to par with those shows.

Amazing job!

Score: 10

"Zombie Pimp continues to rock as usual!"

submission: Uberkid's Revenge

date: April 30, 2007

10s all around!

Great animation and great everything!

Score: 6

"Yeah uh...This was not funny."

submission: ShoBizNewsyNews #38

date: February 21, 2007

I do appreciate the creativity and hard work that went into this but this was simply put not funny. Maybe it was because of the fact that it didn't introduce anything new or the fact, that this newsreporter's voice all of a sudden became really annoying but I do think your other series are much better than this one and I hope your next submission will be a lot better because this did not get one single laugh out of me.
Maybe you should get other people to review your scripts...Unless, it's all done on the spot then I guess I recommend going to scripts right away!

Score: 10

"Funniest flash since Tommorow's Nobodies"

submission: What is Love?

date: February 15, 2007

I don't normally like Valentine's day gifts but this was amazing!

Love this song!

In addition, your different graphics and styles were awesome! Great interactivity in the end there too.

Great stuff!

Score: 10

"Like watching cartoons on TV but better!"

submission: Xombie: Chapter 8

date: October 9, 2006

Astounding! Absolutely astounding!

A+ on everything. I wish I could give this a better review, but there are hardly any words to describe this episode along with the others. These are dynamite in every aspect!

I've been following the series since day one, and for every episode I get hit in the face with amazement from all the new and original materials shown. I cannot wait for the next one.

So...When's the movie coming out already?!

Score: 10

"Great Game"

submission: Newgrounds SIM v 1.2

date: May 10, 2005

A very addicting game that's full of suprises. Other than that annoying e-mail bug being fixed, this game is the bomb!

Keep up the awesome work Afro!